Tally, or reckoning

03.01.05 | Comment?

For those of you who may have been concerned, Chief is mostly healed from his rusty nail injury. He continues to take his antibiotics and anti-inflammatory medication. He also continues to eat things he shouldn’t, and the number of steam cleaner demonstrations is, sadly, still on the rise. We’re at four for the week. Here are some other numbers for you:

Appliances I have completely disassembled, then fixed, in the past 30 days: 2
Sweets eaten this week: 3 (a drastically low number for me)
Days of exercise this week: 4
Pounds gained this week: SIX
Articles of forgiving clothing I wear this evening: 2
Hours of scheduled TV viewing: 5

Conclusion: I weigh less and feel better when I don’t worry about what I eat and what I do for exercise. So screw that. I’m missing American Idol. My sweats, my new six pounds, and I will retire to the bedroom where we will judge all the wannabes with criticism much harsher than should be doled out from someone with very little singing talent.

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