Zoe has graced us all with a nap. A wonderful, beautiful nap. I could be doing my taxes, or applying for scholarships, or finding housing, or studying, or planning upcoming trips, or cleaning, or emptying my inbox of the 1700+ emails I have, or any number of very productive things. Instead, I am eating incredibly high-calorie leftover Joel birthday cake and reading celebrity gossip blogs.

In under 10 minutes I will be watching The Biggest Loser, where people battle in the epic struggle against excess body fat created in part by activities like the one I just described. Sometimes such obvious discrepancy is kind of glorious.

UPDATE: I have since declared email bankruptcy, and I apologize to anyone who is affected by this. I will be better from now on.