Here’s what just happened: A curly-headed blur zoomed past me as I carried the dog’s full bowl of water to his tray. Zoe, don’t run with a pen, please. It’s dangerous. “It’s not a pen, and anyway I was skipping with it. It’s my pencils.” ALRIGHT WELL WHATEVER YOU’RE RUNNING WITH STOP IT AND WALK [...]
We have a new niece, and she is gorgeous. I got to hold her, and I suppose it’s safe from 271 miles away to admit that anyone other than family would have to fight me with a weapon to surrender her because holding newborns is definitely in my top three activities. Not sure what the [...]
In the words of Gob, I’ve made a huge mistake.
I’m not stellar yet. But okay is good enough for now.
Seems like the main theme here is sweat. Better luck next time.
She’s healthy and proportional and well-developed!
But we knew that.
Long story short, I’m quite difficult to live with. And I’m sorry about the preposition there.